درباره من : از سال 1383 در هنگ کنگ زندگی می کنم. کارشناسی مترجمی زبان انگلیسی از دانشگاه آزاد قم و کارشناسی ارشد از دانشگاه آموزش هنگ کنگ در رشته آموزش زبان انگلیسی به غیر انگلیسی زبانان. همسر نازنینم صهبا نیز از سال 2008 به من پیوسته و خداوند هم یک دختر نازنین به نام آریاناز بهمون داده. دوستدار ایرانی و ایران و هرچیزی که به میهن بزرگمون برمیگرده.
پروفایل من : Davood Jalili
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Quip of the Day August 4, 2005
The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on
The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on
The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right
The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Back on your heads