ساعت ۳:٠۳ ‎ب.ظ روز دوشنبه ۳۱ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

Ol' McBlondie

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?""ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one"As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back



 
 
ساعت ٦:۳٥ ‎ق.ظ روز دوشنبه ۳۱ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

Fact of the Day: Hawaii

Hawaii became the 50th state in 1959. The islands have an area of 6,459 square miles (16,729 square kilometers). The name is thought to derive from Hawaiki, the former name of Raiatea, one of the Society Islands, from which Polynesians sailed in voyaging canoes to settle after AD 1000.

 

ایالت هاوایی

 

هاوایی در سال 1959 پنجاهمین ایالتی بود که به ایالات متحده آمریکا پیوست. این جزایر دارای مساحت 16729 کیلومتر مربع می باشند. گفته می شود اسم هاوایی از واژه هاوایکی، یکی از جزایر سوسایتی است که پلینزی ها بعد سال 1000 میلادی بوسیله قایق های باریک خود به آنجا رفته و سکنی گزیدند.

 



 
 
ساعت ٦:٤۸ ‎ق.ظ روز جمعه ٢۸ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

Quip of the Day

 

Antique shop

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"



 
 
ساعت ٦:٢٤ ‎ق.ظ روز چهارشنبه ٢٦ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

 

Quip of the Day

 

Two eggs

Two eggs are in a frying pan and one says "Man it's hot in here." The other one says: Holy sh*t a talking egg



 
 
ساعت ٧:٥٠ ‎ق.ظ روز سه‌شنبه ٢٥ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

Fact of the Day: Renaissance

The Renaissance is the name of an important artistic and scientific period that began about 1400 and went on for 200 years in Italy and, eventually, all of Europe. Renaissance means rebirth and this period was a time when scholars revived interest in learning and the arts of ancient Greece and Rome. People began to think of new ideas and develop art techniques, the sciences, architecture, and inventions. They looked for new lands and trade routes -- and their ideas and thirst for learning spread, especially through the new technology of printing. Important artists of the Renaissance were Rembrandt, Leonardo da Vinci, Cellini, Raphael, and Michelangelo. Important scientists were Copernicus and Galileo and philosophers were Machiavelli and Erasmus. Important writers were Montaigne, Shakespeare, and Cervantes. Columbus made his famous discoveries during this time. The most important philosophy developed was called humanism -- a new way of thinking that challenged the authority of the church and allowed scientists, artists, and scholars to produce their own ideas. The people of the Renaissance looked for new explanations, new ways of doing things, new interpretations of writings, new ways of building their homes and public buildings

 

رنسانس:

 

 

رنسانس نام دوره ای با اهمیت علمی و هنری است که در حدود سال 1400 میلادی آغاز و به مدت 200 سال در ایتالیا و سرانجام سراسر اروپا ادامه یافت. کلمه رنسانس به معنی تولد دوباره است و این دوران زمانی بود که دانشمندان مجددا علاقه مند به یادگیری و هنرهای رم و یونان باستان شدند.  مردم به ایجاد نظرات جدید و گسترش فنون هنری، علوم، معماری و اختراع  پرداختند. آنها سعی در یافتن سرزمینها و راههای تجاری جدید نمودند – و نظرات و عطش آنها برای یادگیری به خصوص از طریق فن جدید چاپ گسترش یافت. از مهترین هنرمندان دوره رنسانس می توان به رمبراندت، لئوناردو داوینچی، سلینی، رافائل و میشالنجلو و مهمترین دانشمندان آن زمان، کوپرنیکوس، گالیله، و فیلسوفانی از قبیل میشاولی و اراسموس می توان اشاره کرد. منتاین، شکسپیر و سروانتز از نویسندگان نامی آن زمان هستند. در این دوران بود که کریستفور کلمبوس به کشفیات جدیدی دست یافت. در این دروه مهمترین مکتب روانشناسی به نام انسانیت توسعه یافت. این مکتب تفکری جدید بود که قدرت کلیسا را به چالش می طلبید و به دانشمندان، هنرمندان و اساتید اجازه تولید فکر نو می داد. مردم در دوران رنسانس سعی در یافتن توضیحات جدید، روشهای نو برای انجام کار، تفاسیر جدیدی از نوشته ها، راه های جدید ساخت منازل و ساختمانهای عمومی داشتند.

 

 



 
 
ساعت ٢:۱٢ ‎ب.ظ روز پنجشنبه ٢٠ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

دوستان عزيز

 

برای آشنايی کامل با هنگ کنگ می توانيد با فشار اين

 پيوند قسمت شناخت هنگ کنگ را مطالعه نماييد.

 

 



 
 
ساعت ۱:٠۳ ‎ب.ظ روز پنجشنبه ٢٠ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

Thursday August 11, 2005
This is the 223rd day of the year, with 142 days remaining in 2005.

Fact of the Day: watermelon

Watermelon is a succulent fruit of the gourd family (Cucurbitaceae),
native to tropical
Africa, but under cultivation on every continent
except
Antarctica
. Its vines grow prostrate, with branched tendrils,
deeply cut leaves, and flowers borne singly in the axil of a leaf. Each
light yellow flower produces either pollen or fruit. The sweet, juicy
flesh may be reddish, white, or yellow. Flesh color, shape of the
fruit, and thickness of the rind depend on the variety. The history of
watermelons is a long one; there is a Sanskrit word for watermelon, and
fruits are depicted by early Egyptian artists, indicating an antiquity
in agriculture of more than 4,000 years. Watermelon contains vitamin A
and some vitamin C and it is 92% water. Watermelon is the third most
popular fruit in the
United States
; however, it is really a vegetable
(Citrullus lanatus), a cousin of the cucumber.

 

 

هندوانه

 

هندوانه میوه ای آبدار از خانواده میوه های زمینی است. این درخت  درمناطق گرمسیری اروپا می روید و در سراسر جهان به جز مناطق قطبی نیز کشت می شود. برگها و ساقه و شاخه های پیچیده آن برروی زمین قراردارد. گل این میوه بصورت تک در محل اتصال برگ به ساقه می روید که تبدیل به گرده یا میوه می شود. رنگ مغز آن از قرمز، سفید یا زرد متغیر و  دارای تاریخچه پیدایش طولانی 4000 ساله است. سرشار از ویتامین آ و سی بوده و 92 درصد آن آب است. این میوه در ایران اولین و در آمریکا سومین میوه پرطرفدار است. هندوانه در واقع یک نوع سبزی می باشد، هم خانواده خیار.



 
 
ساعت ۱۱:٢٢ ‎ق.ظ روز دوشنبه ۱٧ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

Fact of the Day: atomic bomb

H.G. Wells was the first to use the term 'atomic bomb' (1914) and ground zero was first used in reference to the devastation left by an atomic bomb particularly Hiroshima). The term 'nuclear bomb' encompasses both 'atomic bomb' and hydrogen bomb

بمب اتم

آقای ايچ جی ولز اولين کسی بود که در سال ۱۹۱۴ واژه بمب اتم را بکار برد ........

 

 

 

يازدهمين خبرنامه انگليسی

 

Iran New President in Office

Iran's new President, Dr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was officially installed to the post in a special ceremony before the Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran and many other officials and dignitaries this week. In his acceptance speech, President Ahmadinejad stressed out the need for the world free from weapons of mass destruction and called on all to spread peace across the world. Mr. Ahmadijenad won the run-off election last July. His honesty and down-to-earth living style and campaign slogans resonated with the people landing him a sweeping victory.

Iran – Sino Tourism

Iran's ambassador to China termed tourist exchanges between the two countries as the most important means to connect Iranian and Chinese Civilizations and Peoples, adding expansion of cooperation in tourism between the two sides can prepare the grounds for promotion of economic and trade ties between Tehran and Beijing. Recent excavations in Iran proves the 6000-year-old civilization of this country, he stressed, classifying Iran number six in terms of tourist attractions in the world. Last year more than one and half million tourists from Europe, Asia and Muslim countries visited Iran. He further added that Iran welcomes Chinese investment in this sector and it has provided some facilities such as a 50-percent tax waiver for investment profit in Tourism, 70-percent loans  and ensuring foreign investment by the Iranian Government.

 

 

Iran Shipping Fleet No One In Middle East-South East Asia

 

Islamic Republic of Iran Shipping Line (IRISL) was named the leading shipping line in the Far East-Persian Gulf route. The Informal Rate Agreement (IRA), which defines freight rates for oceangoing container ships in the route connecting the Far East and the Middle East, stated that the IRISL’s oceangoing fleet carried TEU containers ten times as high as its last record to go up in the world table of shipping lines and stand at 24th place. Member lines of the IRA include APL, COSCO, Hyundai Merchant Marine, IRISL, MAERSK SEALAND, MOL, NYK, OOCL, PIL, P&O NL, SENATOR LINES, UNIGLORY, UASC, WALLENIUS WILHELMSEN, and WAN HAI LINES.

 

 

Chinese Officials Want Broader Tourism Ties with Iran

 

Three Chinese political, cultural and tourism officials at a conference titled "Iran-China Tourism Conference" asked for broader tourism ties with Iran. The one-day conference was held following China's approval of Iran's proposal to announce Iran as one of the tourism destinations for its nationals. The event was held in the presence of more than one hundred Chinese tourism officials and the two countries political and cultural personalities at Maulana Hall of Iran's Embassy in Beijing. Deputy Chinese Foreign Minister in West Asia and North Africa affairs Leo Ann June said at the tourism conference that the two countries enjoy friendly ties. He set historic example of it as the long lasting ties between the two countries through the famous Silk Road. He said that Iran and China are both developing countries and in need of broader comprehensive ties with one another, particularly in tourism field.

 

Iran Non-Oil Export Upside 17.5 %

 

Iran's non-oil export in first 3 months of Iranian calendar year (beginning on March 21) has reached one billion and seven hundred and fifty five million US dollars weighing 4 million and 545 thousand tons, showing a volume growth of 17.5 percent and weight growth of 25 percent.

 

Iran Judiciary Supportive of Foreign Investment

 

Iran's Judiciary Chief, Ayatollah Shahroodi, whose authority is accused of being too lenient with economic corruption and smuggling of goods into the country said, the Judiciary along with the Government and Parliament will vigorously support clean economic investments. He further added that the judicial and legal support for economic activities and ensuring a secure investment environment for both domestic and overseas investors are at the top of his agenda.

 

IranMalaysia 20K PC Exports


According to Head of the Expansion and Renovation of
Iran's Industries, a 20000-PC export contract has been inked between Iran and Malaysia. The design and production of these personal computers have been carried out in Iran with its first prototype entering the market. Around 2 thousand of them are to enter the market in a month and half time. The manufacturing company is located in the city of Shiraz. 

 

IranIndia Pharmaceutical Investment

 

Business Standard: India's IndSwift, a pharmaceutical firm, is to invest in Iran. IndSwift, of main pharmaceutical companies in India, is in negotiation with its Iranian counterpart to go into a 50 percent joint venture project. The initial investment is estimated to be around US$ 10 million. According to informed sources, this company's investment will increase as the project will further ahead. They are now finalizing their negotiations which will bring about technology and marketing cooperation between the two sides.

 

 



 
 
ساعت ٧:٢۸ ‎ق.ظ روز پنجشنبه ۱۳ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

Quip of the Day August 4, 2005

 

Satanic Starbucks

A man died and went straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity

The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on

The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on

The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right

The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Back on your heads



 
 
ساعت ٦:٤٦ ‎ق.ظ روز چهارشنبه ۱٢ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

Quip of the Day

Bad Food

A Doctor was addressing a large audience

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake



 
 
ساعت ۱٠:٤٥ ‎ق.ظ روز پنجشنبه ٦ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

 

گشايش بورس در قم

 

تالار بورس استان قم صبح امروز با حضور دبيركل بورس اوراق بهادار و مسوولان استاني همزمان با سال‌روز ميلاد حضرت فاطمه زهرا گشايش يافت.

 

به گزارش خبرنگار بورس ايسنا، دكتر عبده تبريزي ـ دبيركل بورس اوراق بهادار ـ در اين مراسم گفت:« در كشور ما متاسفانه هنوز پس‌انداز كردن به نحو صحيح و تبديل به سرمايه‌شدن فرهنگ سازي نشده است.»

 

وي ادامه داد:« در كشورهاي پيشرفته پس‌اندازها به صورت دارايي‌هاي مالي درآمده است و بانك‌ها و بازار سرمايه محورهاي توسعه تلقي شده‌اند.»

 

وي با اشاره به اينكه بين پس‌اندازكننده و سرمايه‌گذار تفاوت وجود دارد، ادامه داد:« سرمايه‌گذار هميشه به دنبال سرمايه‌گذاري حتي سرمايه‌هاي كوچك است ولي پس‌انداز كننده داراي سرمايه اندكي است كه اين سرمايه بايد به سمت بازار سرمايه سوق داده شود.»

 

عبده تبريزي ابراز اميدواري كرد با فرهنگ‌سازي مناسب سرمايه‌هاي كوچك به سمت بورس و ايجاد سبد سهام سوق داده شوند.

 

وي تعداد سرمايه‌گذاران در بورس را 5/2 ميليون نفر عنوان كرد و گفت:« تصور بر اين بود كه تعداد سرمايه‌گذاران حدود سه و نيم ميليون نفر است كه با طرحي كه سال گذشته اجرا شد، افرادي كه داراي چند كد بودند حذف شدند.»

 

دبيركل بورس اوراق بهادار وضعيت استان قم را مورد توجه قرار دارد و افزود:« اكنون بسياري از دانشگاه‌ها و حوزه‌هاي ديني به صورت صندوق‌هاي خيريه در بازار سرمايه وارد شده‌اند و بخش عمده‌اي از بازار را تشكيل مي‌دهند كه با اين راستا استان قم مورد توجه قرار گرفت.»

 

وي گفت:« ورود به بازار سرمايه و توسعه آن سبب حفظ منافع كشور است كه دولت منتخب نيز همين برنامه‌ها را دنبال مي‌كند.»

 

به گزارش ايسنا، سيدحميد طهايي ـ استاندار قم ـ نيز در اين مراسم گفت:« ايجاد تالار بورس يكي از آرزوهاي بنده بود تا سرمايه‌هايي كه سرمايه‌گذاري نشده‌اند را جمع‌آوري و در جهت توليد و سودمندي و ارتقاء اقتصاد بكار گرفته شد.»

 

وي با اشاره به اينكه قم هفدهمين استاني است كه داراي تالار بورس مي‌شود، ادامه داد:« ايجاد بورس مطمئنا سبب رونق اقتصادي در سطح استان خواهد شد.»

 

طهايي شفافيت در حساب‌ها و رعايت قوانين بازار سرمايه را دلايل موفقيت شركت‌ها عنوان كرد و گفت: «متاسفانه شاهديم كه برخي شركت‌ها از شفافيت لازم در عملكرد خود برخوردار نيستند كه مانع جذب مناسب سرمايه‌ها شده است.»

 

وي با اشاره به اينكه گرفتن تسهيلات از بانك‌ها با مشكلات زيادي همراه است، ادامه داد:« شركت‌ها با پذيرفته شدن در بورس و انتشار اوراق بهادار مي‌توانند مشكلات خود را تا حد زيادي مرتفع كنند و اين پذيرفته شدن مي‌تواند اعتبار خاصي به واحدهاي ارائه دهد.»

 

وي از پرداخت بيش از90 درصد سپرده‌ها در اختيار بانك‌ها در استان طي 10 سال گذشته به صورت تسهيلات اعطايي خبر داد و گفت:« اين وضعيت حاصل نظر مساعد بانك‌ها به بخش خصوصي است.»

 

به گزارش ايسنا، تالار بورس قم با 14 ايستگاه و آغاز به كار سه كارگزاري كار خود را شروع كرد كه بزودي تالار استان ساخته و دور جديدي از فعاليت خود را آغاز كند.

 

اولين سهام اين تالار به نام پدر شهيد سردار جواد دل‌آذر خريداري شد.

 



 
 
ساعت ٢:٢٦ ‎ب.ظ روز دوشنبه ۳ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

 

 

مادر عزيزم روزت مبارک!

 

 

برای شنيدن ترانه مادر اينجا را فشار دهيد.

 

 

 

 

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تا سحر خوندم


خسته از درد غربت


چشم برات موندم


سر به روی نامه هات من


خواب تو دیدم


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خیلی دوست دارم


می نویسی جان مادر


من چه کم دارم


تا تو را دارم مادر


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تو رو کرد از من جدا


مادر مادر


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بی تو من غم دارم بیا

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با دل من همزبون


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میدونی که برات تنگه دلم


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میدونی که چقد دوست دارمت


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من چه کم دارم


تا تو را دارم مادر


من چه غم دارم



 
 
ساعت ۱٢:٤٩ ‎ب.ظ روز دوشنبه ۳ امرداد ،۱۳۸٤  

 

خبرنامه زير هر دو هفته يکبار توسط سرکنسولگری ايران در هنگ کنگ به مراکز مهم اقتصادی هنگ کنگ ارسال می شود:

Iran Economic eNewsletter 10 

Khatami Inaugurates Fiber Optic Network

President Mohammad Khatami said that the national fiber optic network is the pivotal point of a "digitized silk Road”. Speaking at ceremonies inauguration of the national fiber optic network, the president said that on one hand the network links Central Asia, China and Afghanistan, and Indian subcontinent as well as Iran's southern nations via Turkey to the West and on the other, Iran will be linked to the world through the seabed-laid network. The network could be immensely beneficial for political, security and economic interests of Iran he added according.

 

IranZimbabwe

Iran and Zimbabwe signed a US$ 200 million contract to develop a hydroelectric power plant in the African state. The accord was signed by the managers of the Zimbabwean company of ZESA and Iranian Farab Company which are both affiliated to the energy ministries of Zimbabwe and Iran respectively. Based on the four-year agreement, the Iranian part will build two units of the Kariba power plant in Zimbabwe with a total generating capacity of 300 megawatts. Iran's Ministry of Energy has successfully undertaken a number of water and power projects in different foreign countries during the past years.

 

US$ 6 billion Industrial Investment: Labor Minister


Iran Minister of Labor and Social Affairs said more than US$ 6 billion funding has been allocated to Industrial investment over the course of past 8 years to support the private sector. US$ 4.5 billion have so far been spent and the rest is underway. He further added by the end of current year, foreign exchange revenues will hit US$ 30 billion. He noted by the end of the Third Development Plan, 500 thousand job opportunities will be created on a yearly basis. Given Iran's economic growth of 6.6 percent, he put the unemployment rate at 10.4%.  

 

 

Iran Khodro to become World's 15th Automaker

 

Iran Khodro, of major car manufacturers in Iran, plans to earn the world's 15th spot by producing 640 thousand cars in the year 2005. This company was placed 19th in 2004 with production capacity of 500 thousand. Currently Iran Khodro is the biggest car manufacturer in the Middle East supported by 600 producers of car parts. Passenger cars comprise more than 90 percent of Iran's domestic market and the rest heavy vehicles.

 

200 bpd Hike in Iran Oil Production

 

Iran crude oil production will witness a 200 thousand bpd once Sorous and Norooz oil fields have become operational. Oil giant, Shell, is fully prepared to deliver this project to possible contractors and also will be present at inaugural ceremony.

 

IranGermany Trade Ties

 

Iranian-German trade ties are booming, reports a German daily, Handelzblut. It further adds the nuclear confrontation between Iran and Europe not only has not dented such trade exchanges, but also the increase in mutual trade has turned Iran into an important trade partner for Germany in the Middle East. German exports to Iran in 2004 saw an increase of 33.4 percent compared to the previous year reaching 3 billion and 600 million euros. 

 

 

1.5 Million Residential Units Needed Annually by 2021: Housing Minister

 

 

Iran Minister of Housing stressed the importance of  reconstruction and renovation of the present residential units concurrent with construction of new housing units. He also mentioned that the country needs to renovate 500 thousand residential units on a yearly basis within 20 years time. He further called for the manipulation of countries' experience in making use of the citizens' investments to construct buildings and develop the towns. He urged the mass-builders to follow models practiced by industrial nations.

 

 

Iran Copper Reserves Second in Asia

 

Iran with 25.4 percent enjoys the second position in Asia in terms of copper resources. Iran copper resources is around one billion and 900 million tons comprising 3.5 percent of the world's placing it seventh in the world. Indonesia is followed by Iran in terms of copper resources in Asia. Experts believe 14 million out of the above mentioned figure is pure copper.

 

 

IranIndia Energy Ties

 

Iran and India strengthened the ties in energy sector by signing a US$-22-billion LNG export contract in Tehran.

 

Power Plants Capacity reaches 39700 Megawatts

 

By come September, the registered capacity of Iran's power plants will reach 39700 magawatts.